Welcome to Only Up, the interdimensional elevator ride powered by cosmic cheese, rainbow smoke, and the occasional talking mouse who may or may not exist. We don’t do “down.” That’s for gravity slaves. We do UP ONLY, where every puff, every step, every hallucinated ladder takes you closer to infinity, enlightenment, and maybe a pizza slice floating in the void. Our mission? Simple: get Higher. Higher than charts, higher than logic, higher than your uncle’s third divorce. Strap in, spark up, and ascend, because the floor is gone and the ceiling is an illusion.